Det sker foruroligende tit at jeg kommer til at tænke på en eller anden artikel fra "The Onion" når talen falder på det danske mediebillede. Classy peger på en meget sigende artiel; We Can No Longer Sustain This Level Of Interest In Current Events;

That is why I propose this four-point plan to reduce our dependence on any and all forms of current events:

1. Reduce overall information emissions by 50 percent by 2010.

2. Provide incentives and opportunities such as first-person experiences for those who voluntarily reduce their prime-time current events consumption.

3. Impose stiff fines for media conglomerates that abuse the public airwaves with specific and timely current events that perplex and confuse Americans.

4. Finally, require pundits, experts, and others who comment on current events on television or the radio to perform a mood-lightening trick or sing a brief song.